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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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