I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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