i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
should my penis look like a turkey
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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