how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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