i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
