is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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