I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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