Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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