I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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