If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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