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• (805): View more from California

  Soap is not a condiment

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.

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  whatever it's not my family

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.

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  That's my way of saying I miss you

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