I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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