dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
dude. I can hear the air.
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