nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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