you guys were way drunker than both of me
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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