I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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