porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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