I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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