you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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