So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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