Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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