At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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