I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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