Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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