the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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