Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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