Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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