Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
3 2 1 whiskey
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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