i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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