Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The feeling are messing with the penis
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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