it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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