But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
