I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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