D3 body, D1 cock
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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