u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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