it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration