talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes