i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head