just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think people are normalizing furries
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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