I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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