he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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