I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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