i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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