It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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