I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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