So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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