So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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