i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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