so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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