Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The power of my boobs compel you
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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