It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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