I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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