porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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