Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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