We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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