no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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