Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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