Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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